The Night Before Halloween

‘The Night Before Halloween’ is a poem written onto a scroll by the Scroll Master in Autumn, year 301 of the Silver Age. Every year on the night before Halloween, the Scroll Master knocks on everyone’s door and reads the poem aloud directly from the original scroll. This cherished tradition has continued on into the current ages.

The monster that the poem is referring to at the end is the Pumpkin King.


Tis the night before Halloween, and Autumn’s almost done

The dead have walked for 60 days and still left is one

Gourdlings rose from pumpkin patches, inside their heads was fire

and inside old creepy castles awakened many Grand Vampires

Beatrice, an evil hag, kept her cauldron at a boil

and at night the skies were filled with flocks of old Gargoyles

Bradleys hunted for days to keep their burrows full

and the Guest Room Monster in the basement dressed itself in wool

Vladimir the Pointer enjoyed pointing at driven carts

and Tromplers stood in forests hiding their flaming heads of sparks

Chimney Climbers woke from the dead to terrorize the homes

and the Herdsman punished bison hating humans and gnomes

Out in the world’s corn fields, Crowkins were formed

and Wood Gnomes turned people to wood and made them terribly deformed

The Pumpkin Demon in his patch awaited to be unchained

And Wintagors from way up north awaited winter days

Shy Owls looked for jack-o-lanterns to hide away their heads

and Glop Mouses searched to infect the bones of the dead

Grats with chubby bellies swooped down onto people’s hair

and Robert Redwood, known as Bobby, left the forests bare

The Dapper Dude danced in manors now without an owner

and Many Mouths, a fleshy beast, ate off wandering loners

Hoovis raked in the woods to prevent forest fires,

and packs of Howlers ran through towns, howling like a choir 

Deacon’s Warriors brawled and fought in flattened battle fields

and Scarecrows of the season’s harvest made corvids yield

The Remnant Freak, locked behind a spell, wanted to be free

and Red Boars torched the land and made pig-hunters flee

Gobelwulfs, don’t get me started, just make sure you have salt

and River Monsters with fish-hooked tails caught people who happened to halt

Eshra knocked on doors searching for a girl to replace her

and then I, the Scroll Master, came to your house from a blur

Here we are, standing here, reading this long poem

and after all is said and done I want you to know ’em

All these monster here are real, so light your pumpkins brights

and you’ll be safe from evil, again you’ll see the morning’s light

Halloween is tomorrow, and what a day it will be

and if you survive the day, I have one last monster for you to see

He’s mean, he’s brutal, his sword drags on the ground

and when you see him, you’ll surely say that he deserves his crown

Happy Halloween!